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“Rex” Face Masks v2.0

$16.99

For people who like political polarization and face protection.

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Our one-of-a-kind “Rex” Face Masks serve infinite purposes: Helping prevent the spread of ‘rona, attending protests, mopping-up your tears when the Jags lose … the possibilities are ENDLESS!

As with all our designs, our masks come with a 100% guarantee that within 1 hour of wearing, you’ll have someone tell you
“Well slap me silly, get me a Manager, and call me Karen … because I want to know where in the name of Shad Khan’s mustache you procured that amazing mask!!! I need it in my life!!! Let me buy you a drink!!! And here’s $1,000!!! And a free puppy!!!!”*


*Not enforceable by law and refunds will not be given if you aren’t awarded free drinks, $1000, and a puppy within 1 hour of wearing this mask. It takes at least 2 hours…

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Teal, White

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