What gets reasonable gas mileage, goes 0-60 in just under 10 seconds and has allllll the Duval ladies saying “Is that a f*cking Mitsubishi Eclipse with a Porsche tag on it?” That’s right. You guessed it. A lesser spotted Duval Mitsubishi Eclipse Porsche #OnlyinDuval #DuvalWhips <--- Checkout this tag. It's good. #StopTryingToMakePorscheHappen! #ItsNotGoingToHappen! #Wait... #WasThatJustAMeanGirlsFakePorscheHashtag #Yes #YesItWas #FirstLetMeHopOutTheMuthafckinMitsubishiEclipsePorsche... #DoesntReallyHaveTheSameRingToIt #WhatsTheDifferenceBetweenAPorscheAndAPorcupine? #ThePricksAreOnTheOutsideOfAPorcupine #Oh... #YouDriveAMitsubishiEclipsePorsche...? #ExcuseMeWhileITakeMyPantiesOffRightNow! #GoHomeCar... #YoureDrunk #ShouldHaveBoughtAYellowDickMobile
4 comments on “What gets reasonable gas mileage, goes 0-60 in just under 10 seconds and has allllll the Duval ladies saying “Is that a f*cking Mitsubishi Eclipse with a Porsche tag on it?” That’s right. You guessed it. A lesser spotted Duval Mitsubishi Eclipse Porsche #OnlyinDuval #DuvalWhips <--- Checkout this tag. It's good. #StopTryingToMakePorscheHappen! #ItsNotGoingToHappen! #Wait... #WasThatJustAMeanGirlsFakePorscheHashtag #Yes #YesItWas #FirstLetMeHopOutTheMuthafckinMitsubishiEclipsePorsche... #DoesntReallyHaveTheSameRingToIt #WhatsTheDifferenceBetweenAPorscheAndAPorcupine? #ThePricksAreOnTheOutsideOfAPorcupine #Oh... #YouDriveAMitsubishiEclipsePorsche...? #ExcuseMeWhileITakeMyPantiesOffRightNow! #GoHomeCar... #YoureDrunk #ShouldHaveBoughtAYellowDickMobile”
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