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Don’t Be Basic Unisex Black Shirt

Price range: $22.95 through $25.90

Definitely not recommended for Chads, Stacys, himbos, or girl bosses. Potentially recommended for those who fall into pits of existential despair and just want to enjoy one g*ddamn pumpkin spice latte without ridicule.

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OMG giiirrrrlllll!!! Are you like totes wearing your favorite pair of Uggs, drinking a pumpkin spice latte at Starbucky’s and texting your friend ‘Becca right now? If the answer is yes, then you probably shouldn’t buy this shirt …

Guys … it’s possible to be a “basic bro” too, you know! Symptoms include: driving a Jetta, owning a 90% Gap wardrobe, smelling like Axe body spray, drinking “Bud heavy,” and saying “epic” a little too much! That’s why our newest shirt is available in unisex …

Shirts are made from a super-soft pre-shrunk blend of 50% cotton, 25% polyester, 24% rayon tri-blend, and 1% Shad Khan’s mustache.*

PLEASE NOTE: Shirt sizes run small (think Urban Outfitters style). If in doubt, order a size larger. Customers pay shipping for all returns.

*just jokes, babe.

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Weight 0.2 lbs
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