$22.95
The solution to your awkward personality & crippling social anxiety is here. Become the life of the tailgating party in this dope shirt.
OMG giiirrrrlllll!!! Are you like totes wearing your favorite pair of Uggs, drinking a pumpkin spice latte at Starbucky’s and texting your friend ‘Becca right now? If the answer is yes, then you probably shouldn’t buy this shirt …
Guys … it’s possible to be a “basic bro” too, you know! Symptoms include: driving a Jetta, owning a 90% Gap wardrobe, smelling like Axe body spray, drinking “Bud heavy” and saying “epic” a little too much! That’s why our newest shirt is available in unisex …
Shirts are made from a super-soft pre-shrunk blend of 50% cotton, 25% polyester, 24% rayon tri-blend, and 1% Shad Khan’s mustache.* Shirts 3XL and larger are a cotton blend.
PLEASE NOTE: Shirt sizes run small (think Urban Outfitters style). If in doubt, order a size larger. Customers pay shipping for all returns.
*just jokes, babe.
| Weight | 0.2 lbs |
|---|---|
| Size | S, M, L, XL |
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